To whom it may concern....

As of today I no longer will be using my cell phone. The phone with the number will now be assumed by my brother-in-law Nathan Cloud. If you want to reach me please call my home phone number from now on. Or if you want to talk to Nathan Cloud just call that same cell phone number which you formerly used to speak with me.
Nathan is a funny man. So if you call that number you may have a good time, or you may not.
Nathan may not appreciate getting calls all the time from strangers. But this does not change the fact that I think he is a funny man.